I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She just used a chaser for red wine.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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