You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
420 ftw
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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