I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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