yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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