just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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