Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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