he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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