At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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