Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
im on a boat
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