if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
The struggles of a small town man whore
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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