There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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