she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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