Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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