how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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