Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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