I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
If that was your dad, he is hot
it wasn't lemon gatorade
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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