My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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