Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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