Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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