Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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