Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Randomize
