it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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