if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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