Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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