are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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