glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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