We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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