Define "chronic" masturbator.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I have aggressive nipples.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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