Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
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