i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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