Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
He felt like a one man threesome
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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