Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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