haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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