dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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