What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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