Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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