Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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