But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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