Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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