check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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