i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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