and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize
