just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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