it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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