Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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