"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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