yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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