Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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