How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Randomize
