what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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