I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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