I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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