"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
You surviving the open bar?
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Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
We got so high we made milksteak
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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