Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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