I got chris browned last night
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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